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Trumps Venezuela Bullshit

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     In Trumps latest bullshit and illegal moves, he is trying to start a fucking war with Venezuela.  The Drug talk is bullshit. Venezuela does not export drugs that kill hundreds of thousands of Americans a year.   If you believe that ... you are probably dumb enough to think he didnt know about Epstein .   This war is illegal .... Congress needs to impeach Trump.   I never thought getting the Democrats back in power would be a good idea....  The fat fucking rapist is talking about Greenland again ....  Jesus H Christ he is a fucking stupid criminal   In other news Trump wants the USA to make battleships again. Because Trump is like a 12 year old and he knows shit about the military ....  Fucking Battleships ...... I wish I could make this shit up  AND THE NATIONAL DEBT held by the federal government is growing faster than ever before ... as he gives tax breaks to the rich 

Merry Kirkmas Tree!!!

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This weekend right wingers everywhere cum to Turning Point USA Kirkvention to circle-kirk each other. Only to find out the 6th stage of grift might have gone too far with the recreation of Charlie Kirk's booth for the Kirk-jerkers to kirk off in. Even some twatter mother kirkers had to denounce this as too sick but we're not posting twatter stuff here. Links to articles at the end if you dare to click. Below are REAL photos of the photo booth Moving on, Mr. Erik A. Kirk, as previously exposed by us, let his tuck out, again!!! what a mother tucker! Erik A. Kirk also molested JD Vance on stage, as grifting widows do. Kunts for Kirk merchs, anyone? Lastly, HAPPY HOLIDAYS & MERRY KIRKMAS TREE TO ALL!! https://www.joemygod.com/2025/12/turning-point-offers-selfies-in-charlie-kirks-death-tent/ https://www.mediaite.com/media/news/turning-point-usa-fans-pose-for-selfies-in-recreation-of-tent-where-charlie-kirk-was-killed/

Who knew this would happen ?

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     The people Trump put into office refuse to release anything that could hurt Trump or his rich friends.  He let a couple pictures of Bubba out, but none of himself.  Where are the pictures that Mike Wolf saw in Epstein's safe with Trump and the young girls ?   If you thought the Trump administration would follow the law on this, I need to tell you a story about when the mice were in charge of the cheese . 

Epstein Eve

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  'Twas the night before The Epstein files get released, when all through the White house Not a creature was stirring, not even a convicted felon mouse; The gold shit from home depot  was hung by the chimney with care, In hopes that Melania soon would be there; The children were nestled all snug in their beds, While visions of child molesters danced in their heads; And mamma in her 'kerchief, and Jeff Epstein in my cap, Had just settled down for a island sex trap.  When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter, I sprang from the bed to see what was the matter. Away to the window I flew like a flash, Tore open the shutters and tipped over the my pot stash. The moon on the breast of the new-fallen snow Gave the lustre of mid-day criminals below, When, what to my wondering eyes should appear, But Trumps miniature penis, and eight tiny reindeer, With a little old driver, so lively and quick, I knew in a moment it must be a child molesters dick More rapid than eagles his cou...

BREAKING NEWS: Brown University shooter

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 STILL NOT FOUND, After 5 days of the FBI heroically waiting for their parents to rat them out BUT BUT LOOK AT KASH PATEL In related news, Dan Bongino bid farewell to his imaginary Epstein's list & real office bongs In conclusion

Breaking: Crooked Tits Jr. and Marejorie engaged!!!

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 Unfortunately, not to each other because Donald Trump didn't fuk Marejorie's mother. He had bone spurs at the time, couldn't ride a horse. First thing first, Crooked Tits Jr. brought his fiance Igiveit A. Month (nee Whatsherfuking Face formerly known as Whofuking Cares) to our exclusive photoshoot to reenact the scene from "Lady & the Tramp". Instead of pasta, the happy couple had white powder & a mirror. We don't know anything about this particular religious Christian practice but we respect their religious freedom Second, Cuntgresswoman Marejorie with Brian Glenn engaged in a romantic bitch setting... I meant beach. Both had many divorces to other people, totally very Christian. The question at the Centaur: will Marejorie bring her tantric sex gurus to the wedding?