If Disqus aint fun, you are doing it wrong.

 

    Disqus is fun for me. If disqus is not fun, you are doing it wrong. 

 I would also like to tell everyone that my name is Stan and I am an alcoholic. Im not proud of it and I am not ashamed of it. I am Stan. 

 If you have a serious drinking problem as a 60 year old man, I would be happy to talk to you and see if maybe I could help.  I have helped other men with their drinking problem and I am very grateful for the alcoholic men who took the time to help me with mine. 

 That offer goes out to  any man who thinks he might need some help with his drinking problem. Drunks can do pretty despicable things when they are drunk. Things they would never do sober. The shame can not be understood by anyone who has not experienced it. 

 

 Im not a sexist... and if you are a woman with a drinking problem, I would also like to offer you some help. I would put you in touch with a sober alcoholic woman who you could talk to or I would tell you where to find one. Its not a good idea for the opposite sexes to council each other on this matter when one of them is trying to get dry. ( as a good general rule for obvious reasons)  

 I would like to thank everyone on Disqus who has not called my wifes phone in the middle of the night with your phone number hidden ...  

 And my little prank caller ... My wife is a mental health councilor who happens to be married to an alcoholic. If you think you freaked her out, I am sorry to tell you that she was not. 

  You need to quit drinking. Thats my opinion as an alcoholic who has been fortunate enough to stay sober for a couple decades now. That is also my wifes opinion of you after listening to your slurring drunk ass on her phone. 

  Call me if I can help you quit drinking. 

    This is called taking the moral high ground   

I could never pull this shit off when I was drunk.