A skateboard for liberals and conservatives.

 

With recent events in the news, I thought this would be a great time to share my new invention. I think it will be a great stocking stuffer for the holiday season. 

 Conservatives love it because it has an effective range of 300 yards. Liberals love it because you can rip off a mean rail grind and still have 30 rounds ready to fire. 

 Think of all the useful scenarios where you might need a "Kyle". Skateboarding through the blue ridge mountains, a bear starts to chase you, not a problem. A couple well placed shots from your newest skateboard works better than any stupid pepper spray. 

 What you if were just skateboarding in Kenosha Wisconsin minding your own business as you rioted and burned stuff right after you got out of jail. This skateboard could come in super handy. It would be way better than attacking a dude with a rifle with a regular skateboard. 

  Here is the other idea. Think of all the child soldiers in the world who could use one of these new skateboards. They already have most of the parts. 

 So if you are conservative or liberal, left wing or right wing, fascist or communist, please find common ground. I think this new skateboard design is just what the world needs and I am glad that I thought of it. Bringing people together. Thats what we do at the 421st.