Happy Turkey Genocide Day

   

    Today is the day that we celebrate our ability to commit poultry killing at a rate not available before the industrial revolution. This year Americans will kill over 250 million turkeys just for meals for one day and crappy sandwiches for the rest of the week. 

   We Americans should be proud that we colonised,bought,stole and/or conquered the land to make a great nation. The Canadians did the same thing up north and have a bigger country but this article is not about Canada or their bigger north American country or the fact they stole the idea for a holiday also centered around bird murder. 

  Why doesn't Australia have Thanksgiving ? If its because they dont have turkeys, well they have lots of animals to eat so they should think of something.  

  Some of the turkeys know what we do during the holidays. There are a few. The ones who become aware because of super genius turkey brains often attack humans and fly into the englines of jet planes. Next time you hear of a jet having to land or crashing because birds hit the engines you will  now know. That was probably just one of those genius turkeys who figured out what humans do.