The Cult of Dumpster fire.

 

I have to announce the start of a new cult. It should be way better than any of the currently available religions or cults. A religion is just a really big cult incase anyone would like the definition from an atheist. 

 How did i know how to start this cult ? A pony told me. If you think thats sounds like a ridiculous reason to start a religion, I suggest you read your bible and get back with me. 

 So this cult of Dumpster fire will have lots silly rules and tradition, but it takes time for that stuff. 

 So far, the only rules are that we worship around a burning dumpster. There is no one leader in this cult. The scripture is just the congregation  hurling insults at each other while dressed as boxers with 21 ounce gloves. 

 The sermon at the new cult is over when two worshipers go outside and beat the crap out of each other. I suggest the first saint of the burning dumpster fire to be pony as there will be many blowjobs and much mashing of the teeth. 

 This is your cult as it really has no leaders ..... 

What suggestions for the new cult do you have?