Trump found a guy with smaller hands.

    So most people would agree that Trump was a very controversial president. Many people would also agree that he is a horrible person and he has tiny hands. 

   There is a rumor about Trump having a micro penis. The rumor is a good one but its not like we had a porn star go on national TV and tell the world that his penis was small and then show the world what kind of little mushroom it looked like. Oh wait ... look what I found. 

   So we all know Trump loves trying to be edgy and playing to his Q-anon base. So where are they on this little hand conspiracy ? 

   Well, I dont know why Trump does these things. It is refreshing to hear someone say " I DONT KNOW" once in a while and I am not scared to tell everyone that there are things I dont know.  

 I know a few things, so lets go down the list. 

1. Kyle Rittenhouse is a sawed off little punk with hands even smaller than Trumps. The law of averages does not look good for the Rittenhouse penis. I am guessing he needed a gun that night because he was not gonna scare anyone with his Trump like micro peen. 

 2. Trump had a woman who makes a living working with dicks say that his was very small.

3. So am I better than Trump and Kyle ? The answer is simple ... YES I AM ... 

4. I dont go to protests with a gun. 

5. I dont mess around on my wife 

6. I never had my lawyer pay a porn star for sex. 

7. I have never been accused of having a Micro peen. 

What do you think? Is small hand size related to small penis and small brain size ? 

If any of the ladies who read this blog would like to weigh in on the little hand controversy, I would love to hear your opinions. Have any of you ladies done any research on men with little hands or read any books on the subject?