Oxi Clean as seen on T.V.

 Did you graduate from high school in the early 70s? I bet you did. People from the 70s often grow crazy amounts of hair and they think anyone who likes a shaved thing is a child dibbler.  When people graduated from high school in the early 70s, they were still being told that Vietnam was justified and they could grow their hair for peace. 

   

   

Todays trend is to keep that thing clean and smooth. ... JUST LIKE THE OXI CLEAN MAN WOULD HAVE WANTED!

   If you think anyone wants to get near that grey haired old smelly thing, you might need to OXI CLEAN ..... 

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  (note to the ladies of 421st) 

I will try to post more attractive men like the oxi clean dude along with plenty of very hairy old people who dont have sex.

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And I mean hairy as fuck ... not just normal hairy ... I am talking old 70s hippie hairy ... now...  old and single and no one goes near that thing and it resembles a big hairy nuclear waste dump from the 1970s.