W.W.V.J.D. ?

  

 You know about the old what would Jesus do thing. What if Jesus was a vampire and he came to your party and tried to ruin it? Then Vampire Jesus told you he was gonna leave and he is still hanging out after getting cursed out by all but two people at the party. Those two people were passed out. 

   That would be a funny party. I like funny parties and you can get girls to lift up their shirts and jerk off your old geezer pud. Or maybe the Jesus guy who wont leave would be happy to jerk off the geezers. I doubt the geezers are into that. I can only speak for one Geezer, and thats me. 

   

  What do you think Vampire Jesus will do at this hypothetical party ?