Why I hate horses and the people who love them.

 

     I hate horse people. Why? because they are stupid. 

  First off ... what can you do on a horse that you can not do on a motorcycle or bicycle ...? 

 Not a damn thing ... Those sill people and their big old pickups with the horse trailer ... I dont understand the attraction to a big stupid draft animal that we no longer need as a species... 

  Some people say ... Horses are sweet and they are as smart as dogs ... Well get a fucking dog. 

 If God was real and he wanted me to ride a big stupid fucking horse ... he would not have given us the men who invented the bicycle and the motorcycle ... 

  Fuck your horse... and the guy who bought it. 

Happy sunday