Elon Musk is not banging my wife.

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  I would like to stop any rumors about Elon Musk and my wife. I am not business partners with Mr. Musk and I have never been seperated from my wife, legally or otherwise.  I have never owned a Tesla. I do not use twitter.  I have never been in a spaceship and have no plans to do so anytime soon. 


  My name is Stan and I have no affiliation with Mr. Musk. 

   Also, If I were single and had  billions and billions of dollars, I would not be banging my friends wife. Fucking chubby billionaire losers 

Where is the crazy Aquawoman chick who shits in beds when you need her ? 

 


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