The Evolution of Dogs by Stan

 

 So here is my theory. People walked out of Africa and they did not have dogs. Dogs are evolved from grey wolves, this is not an African species.   

  So there was a stone age dude and he noticed a female wolf who appeared hungry and while not aggressive, she could not be chased away as easily as the other wolves. 

 This female wolf continued to stay around the camp looking for easy scraps to eat. Some Caucasian pre historic man, probably a relative of mine and probably named Stan, Noticed she was pregnant and got her trust so that he could get near her when he had food. 

 She had the Puppies and one of the female pups was tempered like her mother and she walked into the human camp as a puppy and a baby Caucasian kid, also probably named Stan, picked up the puppy and the world has never been the same. 

  I think this happened in hundreds of locations over hundreds of years with hundreds of dudes walking around the middle of Europe named Stan. 

 After the puppy became at home around humans each generation of puppy wolves would be picked over and the ones more adept at living with humans would be kept and given cool names. 

 

    They were also good for Hunting, cave defense and being watch wolves/dogs. Once they stop being wild animals, they are also fun to pet and you can sleep with them and they are warm and they did not have electric blankets in caves. 

 I was sitting on the back porch getting high with my dog when I thought of this.