Learn Russian in a simple two step plan.

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 Have you ever wanted to learn another language? Ever wanted to experience a new culture ? 
  Step one: Buy a Plane ticket to Russia 

Step two: Put less than a gram of weed in your bags. 

 After you accomplish these two easy tasks, you will be on your way to a life changing set of events that you will never forget. 

 This plan offers up to 9 years rent free living with all meals provided. You will enjoy the spartan and utilitarian accommodations while being fully immersed in a fascinating foreign culture. Learning a new language has never been so exciting and so easy. 

  Brittney Griner is currently staying at one of our resorts that features a Statue of Lenin in the courtyard and a sewing factory and Russian Orthodox Church.  


  If you have what it takes to learn Russian, call Stan at 1-800-555-421st


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