Attention: Tomorrow is Thanksgiving For The Americans

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Tomorrow is American Thanksgiving. Will you be celebrating?

Some folks no longer find this time of gratitude and eating 5lbs of turkey drenched in fat drippings as an  "acceptable" holiday any more. Instead, they want mark the day colonialism destroyed the planet making their lives ones not to be grateful for. 
Some folks absolve this guilt of gratitude by eating tofurkey telling others their feelings about injustices they have never experienced  on twitter. This  action seems to absolve them in some way from the horrors of colonialism. Only the TOFURKEY GODS know. Only the TOFURKEY GODS will determine your fate!



Will you appease the TOFURKEY GODS this Thanksgiving? Your mortal soul may depend on it!


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