Get high and eat Christmas Snacks.

  Lets all remember the reason for the season. That's right, Jewish cults. Lets all be thankful for Jewish cults based on a dead Jew, made for people who are not Jewish. 

 Jesus was not born in late December from what I understand, but it fits in better with the Pegan holidays that already existed at the time. 

 So that's why I get high and eat Christmas snacks. Life is good regardless of your silly religious affiliation. 

 I believe in Snowy, the god of dogs and really cold days. Me and my dogs will worship Snowy today. Because Jewish cults are silly :)