Being a good neighbor

 

  What would you do if your neighbor from WAYYYYYY down the street come to your house and told you that he did not like the color of your car ? Then he explained that you mowed your grass wrong, raised your kids wrong and he does not like how you treat your wife. How would you feel if someone who had nothing to do with your home and contributed nothing to your home, came over and told you you were doing it wrong? 

 Most people that I know would not be very nice to this neighbor from way down the street. 

   Now imagine, you knew this neighbor from down the street had way fewer kids than you,  his house was not even half as nice as yours, you knew his wife was a whore and his daughter was learning from her mother and they had to buy their cars from the "buy here-pay here lot" because they dont have any money.   

 This is also the same neighbor who got in a fight and you had to go save his ass from his Japanese neighbor. 

 Would you take advice from this idiot from down the street who likes to share his obviously stupid opinion? 

Of course you wouldn't. That's also why I dont give a fuck if Australians have opinions on American Politics. 

 I hope this made sense to the  learning disabled kangaroo herders who visit this blog. 

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