Things that should be illegal

Mental illness is in all time high, personal accountability and values are in all time low, people trying to affirm their own delusions, teachers brainwashing students, doctors do horrific things and forgetting their oath for money, women pushed away from private and safe spaces, people keep getting silenced and attacked for their opinions and values, facts considered misinformation, feelings are more important than logic, so much corruption and dishonesty everywhere, people put pineapple and coconut on a pizza, this world is a complete shit show! 

If you had the power to make things illegal, what would you do? What would be the first law you create? What would be the punishment for breaking the law?