Thursday Politics for Australians

  George Santos (recent name change)is the best thing to happen to American politics since Abraham Lincoln trademarked that hat. 

He committed fraud and he lies about every damned thing. New York and the Republican party just thought Trump made their mouths taste of dicks.  This guy is reported to have stole $3,000 in money he collected to save a disabled veterans dog. The dog died.  This story is just developing. Some people are reporting that he committed check fraud in Brazil and he is an ugly drag queen. Love those Republican family values. 

 This guy is a first class scum bag and thats my opinion. 

  Lets not forget about Biden, our latest president with dementia, who has already forgot. He gets caught with stolen documents and all of a sudden Republicans and Democrats all switch opinions about stolen documents overnight. This has been very amusing to me.  

 Possession of classified material is against the law. They should lock up Trump and Biden and make them serve time in the same cell. 

 In other news, nothing newsworthy is happening in Australia. Australia has admitted that all political activists in Australia have disappeared since the internet has become available nation wide. The main culprits seem to be American politics and kangaroo porn.  

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