Marijuana Question

    While smoking marijuana and pondering the fate of the universe I often have funny thoughts. 

 So I was thinking about white trash bags being better for the environment, but I know they are made from oil and oil is black. So the black ones are probably better for the environment. Paper bags would be best, but who takes out trash in paper bags ?  

  Then I started thinking about white trash as a racial slur and a bunch of trashy whites standing in front of a mobile home park. Then I thought, "who are you to judge these people Stan?" 

 Because when I ask myself questions stoned I always use my name so people dont think I am crazy.  

 Then I thought about that one night and that one week and another night ... and I was remembering fun times a trailer parks. 

 What color of trash bags are the best ?