WARNING: World Advisory Organization gives travel advisory for CANADA

  The World Advisory Organization recently released a travel advisory about CANADA. 

  The once peaceful and welcoming Canada has become a dangerous place for visitors. The W.A.O. featured the following reasons for its newest travel advisory. 

 1. French people 

 2. Attack beavers 

  3. Canadian geese are reported to attack any non Canadian they see. 

4. French people

5.  Ass eating bears. Canada is full of bears who eat asses. 

6.  Forest Fires. Its not a camp fire if its the size of Delaware.   

 7. Canadian babies 

 There has been a rash of attacks made by Canadian babies. 

John (Chubby Cheeks) McSnowshoes (pictured above) is wanted for the maiming and killing of 14 American tourists. 

 

 All non Canadians are advised to stay out. Or stay oot as they say in Canada.  Consider yourself warned !