In Memorium of Ol' Red

  Ol' Red was a chicken. He was not just any chicken, he was special. He came into this world as an Egg and he leaves us all much richer in his passing.   

  Red was an Aussie Chicken, he spoke with that super cool accent, but he never said much. It was always "cock a doodle doo, Mate" or "bawk, bawk, bawk, mate" Ol' Red never mixed his words and you always knew where he stood on a subject, especially early in the morning. 

  Does anyone remember when he was first laid and he looked so happy with his siblings? 

 Those were much happier times. 

So if your poodle chews up your cock, make sure its not the one everyone loves.

 Please remember Ol' Red in your prayers

 Thank you