Mars Landing

  

   America has not landed on Mars yet. When it happens I bet they do it with better 4 wheelers than they had on the moon. 

  The rest of the world complains about Americans and the way Americans do things. 

Americans will be the first ones to play baseball on Mars. 

 Other interesting facts. 

If you took all the paved surfaces in America and put them together, it would equal an area bigger than France, including Guiana. 

 So one of Europe's strongest nations would get paved over if they messed with the USA. 

Think about it ... An army to take over France? Americans could do it in a few years with road crews and asphalt trucks. 

Fuck France .....