Sleepy Don the Con

 

   What does an almost 80 year old con artists look like in court when he is loaded up with Xanax?  That is a good question 

   Poor guy admits to paying off a porn star that he still denies having sex with. Please tell me who pays off porn stars for no reason. 

 Has anyone seen Melania ? I cant believe she is not standing by her man. ( I am laughing) 

 Rumor has it that Melania has taken up playing house with a retired secret service agent. Its just an unsubstantiated rumor. I am willing to bet money that its true. 

  So he is facing 34 felonies. His ex lawyer and the porn star are going to testify against him. This is happening while his wife plays hide the nightstick with a member of her security team ? 

 GOD DAMN this is getting good. 

And the reason he is falling asleep ? 

Xanax ... he likes them when he is stressed. 

 

 In 2024, America will see the downfall of the white trash MAGA "movement".