Missionary Bear

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  I believe Bears should be free to practice any religion they choose. 

 I am not saying your new religion is wrong. What do you think people will do when a bear knocks on the door talking about Space force Jesus ? 


 Do you remember the good times when you would eat the coffee grounds out of my trash? Your new religion forbids that ! 

 You also have bear shoulders and they dont appreciate that kind of stuff. 

 We will miss you when you start your mission trip. Keep us updated. 

Pony is in charge of the Magic underpants award . 

 I only have one question ? Do magic underpants fit bears ? 

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