NOW SELLING: Ear Vests

 

   Bullet Proof Ear vests will be remembered as the best invention of 2024. 

 If you need to stop a bullet trying to go through your ear ... you need EAR VEST ! 

 They are lightweight and fashionable while being very discreet... Like a payment to a porn star on a dark and windy night. 

 Also available in the square white "ghetto" model ...  When you cant afford a real bullet proof ear vest ... but you want to show your allegiance to your retard cult leader 

 The Secret service took the rubber chickens away from people at the Libertarian convention, but at a Republican convention, they let them have rifles and range finders ? 

 THIS MAKES ME LAUGH ... 

STUPID AND LAZY SECRET SERVICE ASSHOLES ..

 ALSO ... lets take a moment to mark this time in history. 

 When the Republicans start to reap a little of the crazy they like to whip up all the time ...

When the Democrats act like they are horrified when they are really just glad that the shooter was not a democrat. 

And the Libertarians LAUGHED AND LAUGHED AND LAUGHED .... 

 Because most Libertarians smoke pot and Trump got shot in the ear. 

THAT SHIT IS FUNNY 

Fuck you if you disagree .... 

This blog might turn into the Trump Ear blog ... 

What do you think ?