Watching the grass grow

 

  I am the owner of a very small yard and I want some of that green grass. 

 I already threw out some fertilizer, but it has hardly rained since the hurricane came through. 

  I Got some of that liquid fertilizer and sprayed most of the yard after i moved in. It kinda helped. Last week I got really high and threw out a big bag of fertilizer. I had no idea what i was doing. I spread it with an old coffee cup... I am too cheap to buy a spreader for this little yard. 

 I bet my neighbors think I am fucking crazy. 

 It has got greener but I dont want to throw out that whole bag of fertilizer and kill all the grass ... 

 I smoke lots of pot and I refuse to read the directions on any product because I am a MAN !!!!!! 

 

 What kind of shit do you use of your yard ? 

I am thinking of getting the spray shit for where the dogs run ... It needs something and I dont want to put down the granular shit that can stick to their feet ... 

I spoil my babies 

 Have a great Sunday and never forget Ashli Babbitt. Its kinda funny that the dumb bitch is still dead.