Dont Mix URSA with water

   An explosion in the engine room of a Russian cargo ship sent it to the bottom.... 

In other Funny URSA news... Someone got banned from the swamp .... 

How the fuck do you get banned from a place that mosquitos live ? 

How do you get banned from a place that allows alligators ? 

I guess if your namesake Russian cargo ship sinks, then maybe getting banned at the swamp was not a bad thing. URSAs and water dont mix ... 

 I want to wish all the Christians a Merry Christmas 

All the Jews a happy honnakah or however you spell it... 

I would like to wish all the pegans a happy bark at the moon day or night ... 

I would like to wish all my fellow atheists a happy day off work 

I would like to wish URSA some pool floats because he is not doing well with water.