Trump Death Lottery.

  

  Let me first say how happy I am to be an American and to have all the protections granted to me by the First Amendment to The Constitution of the United States of America.  

 

 

   We don't have the freedom of speech in America so that we can talk about the weather. We have the freedom of speech so we can say very controversial things. I think that's almost a Ron Paul quote. 

  So in honor of the First Amendment and the 47th president, I thought we should have a death lottery. 

 We are not condoning violence and wish nothing but good tidings on the felonious rapist. ( a judge called him a rapist, he cant sue me) 

 So what do you think will kill Trump ? 

Will Trump outlive his term as President? 

How old is the fat bastard now and how old will the fat bastard be in 4 years ? 

So here are some of my top guesses as to what kills Trumps fat old stank ass. 

1. Heart attack. 

2. Stroke... That would be funny after watching him make fun of disabled people. I hope we get to see half his body work as he tries to talk .. I would laugh and make a thread about how funny it was. 

3. Asshole cancer. He could wake up with a bleeding asshole and be dead by sundown. It happens. 

4. Robert Kennedy's brain worm. I mean if RFK got it ... who knows ?  It might starve in Trumps skull. 

5. Crushed in a stampede. Either a stampede of wild cattle or Trump supporters. It would be funny if he visited a petting zoo and his fat old ass was knocked over and trampled to death by Dolly the petting goat and her friend Daisy the petting sheep. 

6. Killed by debris from a Space X rocket. Would anyone even suspect Elon ? 

7. Melania's secret service agent inadvertently hits the accelerator of the armored SUV  because Melania is sucking his cock and he forgets to keep his foot on the brake as Trumps fat ass walks in front of the vehicle. It happens everyday. 

8. He chokes on a Big Mac and dies on national T.V. as Karma proves to the world that eastern religions were correct.

9. Or my new favorite .. Stroke.. becomes disabled .. makes a mumbling speech the next day so I can post videos of it on this blog, then his asshole starts to bleed and he is dead before sundown. 

 If you can think of a better one, put it in the comments below. 

 No one was threatened and I did not violate anyone's Terms of Service.     

 So help me celebrate what makes America Great. OUR FREEDOMS 

 If you were butthurt by my exercising of the First Amendment of The United States, I will have to invite you to fuck right off. 

 If you think this one was bad ... wait until I do The Second Amendment.