Trump opens Tesla charging station

 

  Trump towers recently started to allow the charging of low quality and overpriced vehicles. 

 No one thought of the potential fire risk when the location of the charger was selected. 

When asked about the failure of the new charging station, Trump replied " What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas. Unless you do it with a porn star and she tells everyone about your small dick on national T.V. " 

 Stormy Daniels is a porn star and a horse owner.... And Trump really thought she would not tell everyone it was tiny ? 

 So here are the lessons to be learned: 

1. Dont buy a car from Elon Musk 

2. Dont charge your Truck at Trump Towers

3. If you have a small penis, you should avoid women who do porn and women who own horses. 

 Would you rather go for a ride in a cyber truck with Trump and Musk or go horseback riding with Stormy ?