What kills Donald Trump ?

  I am like most people with an I.Q. over 40, I cant wait for Trumps fat ass to die. 

 So in celebration of the fact that the guy is 78 and fat, lets think of all the ways he could die. 

If you have any better ideas, please put them in the comments. 

1 Asshole Cancer

2. Asshole cancer on his face 

3. He suffocates in orange make up. 

4. He gets killed by a stray golf ball and the man who hit it becomes the most loved man in the world. 

5. Golf cart flips and breaks his neck 

6. His combover is caught in some farm equipment after a farmer finds out he will lose his farm because of Trumps tariffs. 

7. One of the kids who does not get free lunches at school, grows up and gets a job at McDonalds. He made Donalds Big Mac so hot that he spontaneously combusted when he tried to take a bite.  

8. He walks into a room and catches Melania with Jose ( the big dicked pool boy) and Jose beats Trump to death. 

9 He gets ran over by a secret service agent who decided he loved The Constitution more than he loved his job. 

10. Asshole cancer ....