Trump pardons himself from Hell.

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 In a recent development from the White house press room, it has become known that President Trump just signed a pardon for himself in regards to his eventual eternity in hell. 

  The pardon prohibits Jesus from tying a millstone around Trumps neck and throwing him into the sea. (its a funny joke, read your fucking bible) 

 The pardon also prohibits God from making Trump drive his camel through the eye of a needle. (also a funny joke, read your fucking bible) 

 The Pardon prohibits God, Jesus and Thor from ever taking vengeance for all the evil shit this idiot has done to others. 

 The pardon also prohibits Satan from telling people or complaining in public about Trumps micro dick. (also a funny joke go watch Southpark) 

 Trump has not made a public appearance in a week .... 

He must be shaking lots of hands ....... 



 

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