Breaking: Crooked Tits Jr. and Marejorie engaged!!!

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 Unfortunately, not to each other because Donald Trump didn't fuk Marejorie's mother. He had bone spurs at the time, couldn't ride a horse.

First thing first, Crooked Tits Jr. brought his fiance Igiveit A. Month (nee Whatsherfuking Face formerly known as Whofuking Cares) to our exclusive photoshoot to reenact the scene from "Lady & the Tramp". Instead of pasta, the happy couple had white powder & a mirror. We don't know anything about this particular religious Christian practice but we respect their religious freedom


Second, Cuntgresswoman Marejorie with Brian Glenn engaged in a romantic bitch setting... I meant beach. Both had many divorces to other people, totally very Christian. The question at the Centaur: will Marejorie bring her tantric sex gurus to the wedding? 

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