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     Everyone in the South East USA got hammered. I was one of them. My power just came back on. Thankfully our home just had some siding and soffit ripped off and its a new house under the builders warrantee so we are fine.     I can not tell you how many times I have visited Chimney Rock Park and the tourist village. Last time I went there I was riding my motorcycle.   It is a beautiful place with lots to do and see. I even have a picture of my mom standing on top of Chimney Rock when she was pregnant with me in 1971.   We used to ride up there and drink beer on the river. Me and my wife have stayed in a motel that I think is no longer there.   Now for the sad part. Last I heard, 80 dead and hundreds missing.    My wife knows the wife of an emergency rescue guy who had to go there and he said its the most tragic shit. They would get calls to rescue people and he said that all they would find were a few pets here and there when they arrived.   One guy was seen floating down the river

   So I was on my way to work this morning about 7 am. I drive past an elementary school not far from my home.   The school speed limit is 25 mph and I was probably doing 10-15 because there was traffic and it was raining. As I pull past the School entrance I did not see the traffic cop directing traffic from the side of the road.  As I approach the school entrance I catch sight of the cop to my left and slam on the brakes and he runs up to my car with his hand out and yells " THIS MEANS STOP"   So I look at him and reply in my most asshole old man voice : I COULD NOT FUCKING SEE YOU STANDING ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD"  He yells back " DONT CUSS ME "  And I yell " DONT YELL AT ME "   He turns around and goes back to directing traffic and after about thirty seconds of watching this dumb shit attempt to direct traffic I yell out " I HAVE A FLASHLIGHT IF YOU NEED ONE"  He yells back " I HAVE ONE"  And I reply "YOU NEED TO USE IT&qu

   I am glad to say that i dont think i have ever listened to a Diddy song. Did he have popular songs? I dont keep up with rap or R and B ...  Why do they call it R and B ?  Raping and Bitches ?  Rhythm and blues ?  Rhyme and Booty?  Rub and Boys ?  Me and the wife are moved into the McMansion and the dogs have adjusted well.  The cable company has people on strike so it took a while to get internet.   The United States presidential assassins' are not what they used to be.  What do upi think ?   (Stan is back)     For such a stand up RAPIST ... Trump sure likes to have his picture taken with pedos  Trump is and adjudicated rapist  Tell him to sue me for saying that .... after he sues CNN :)  

What is your favorite ice cream cone...Waffle Cone, Sugar Cone or Cake Cone...or something else?   Bonus points! What's your favorite flavor of ice cream?                                         And...Welcome to Autumn!   I suppose I should give Lil Feef credit for this topic idea. 🐶

  Carry on

 So, you know...carry on.

 In this corner, there's 3 inch Trump                                                       In that corner, there's the Great KAMALA!  Remember. crowd size matters so let's get to fighting ...er debating.                                                                               FREEDOM

  What is the greatest show you've ever attended? It could be a concert, a movie, live theater, or the auroras. It's all in the eye of the beholder.  Thanks to the Bear for the topic idea. 

 Carry on peoples.  Ready, Set...GO!!