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     In Trumps latest bullshit and illegal moves, he is trying to start a fucking war with Venezuela.  The Drug talk is bullshit. Venezuela does not export drugs that kill hundreds of thousands of Americans a year.   If you believe that ... you are probably dumb enough to think he didnt know about Epstein .   This war is illegal .... Congress needs to impeach Trump.   I never thought getting the Democrats back in power would be a good idea....  The fat fucking rapist is talking about Greenland again ....  Jesus H Christ he is a fucking stupid criminal   In other news Trump wants the USA to make battleships again. Because Trump is like a 12 year old and he knows shit about the military ....  Fucking Battleships ...... I wish I could make this shit up  AND THE NATIONAL DEBT held by the federal government is growing faster than ever before ... as he gives tax breaks to the rich 

This weekend right wingers everywhere cum to Turning Point USA Kirkvention to circle-kirk each other. Only to find out the 6th stage of grift might have gone too far with the recreation of Charlie Kirk's booth for the Kirk-jerkers to kirk off in. Even some twatter mother kirkers had to denounce this as too sick but we're not posting twatter stuff here. Links to articles at the end if you dare to click. Below are REAL photos of the photo booth Moving on, Mr. Erik A. Kirk, as previously exposed by us, let his tuck out, again!!! what a mother tucker! Erik A. Kirk also molested JD Vance on stage, as grifting widows do. Kunts for Kirk merchs, anyone? Lastly, HAPPY HOLIDAYS & MERRY KIRKMAS TREE TO ALL!! https://www.joemygod.com/2025/12/turning-point-offers-selfies-in-charlie-kirks-death-tent/ https://www.mediaite.com/media/news/turning-point-usa-fans-pose-for-selfies-in-recreation-of-tent-where-charlie-kirk-was-killed/

     The people Trump put into office refuse to release anything that could hurt Trump or his rich friends.  He let a couple pictures of Bubba out, but none of himself.  Where are the pictures that Mike Wolf saw in Epstein's safe with Trump and the young girls ?   If you thought the Trump administration would follow the law on this, I need to tell you a story about when the mice were in charge of the cheese . 

  'Twas the night before The Epstein files get released, when all through the White house Not a creature was stirring, not even a convicted felon mouse; The gold shit from home depot  was hung by the chimney with care, In hopes that Melania soon would be there; The children were nestled all snug in their beds, While visions of child molesters danced in their heads; And mamma in her 'kerchief, and Jeff Epstein in my cap, Had just settled down for a island sex trap.  When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter, I sprang from the bed to see what was the matter. Away to the window I flew like a flash, Tore open the shutters and tipped over the my pot stash. The moon on the breast of the new-fallen snow Gave the lustre of mid-day criminals below, When, what to my wondering eyes should appear, But Trumps miniature penis, and eight tiny reindeer, With a little old driver, so lively and quick, I knew in a moment it must be a child molesters dick More rapid than eagles his cou...

 STILL NOT FOUND, After 5 days of the FBI heroically waiting for their parents to rat them out BUT BUT LOOK AT KASH PATEL In related news, Dan Bongino bid farewell to his imaginary Epstein's list & real office bongs In conclusion

 Unfortunately, not to each other because Donald Trump didn't fuk Marejorie's mother. He had bone spurs at the time, couldn't ride a horse. First thing first, Crooked Tits Jr. brought his fiance Igiveit A. Month (nee Whatsherfuking Face formerly known as Whofuking Cares) to our exclusive photoshoot to reenact the scene from "Lady & the Tramp". Instead of pasta, the happy couple had white powder & a mirror. We don't know anything about this particular religious Christian practice but we respect their religious freedom Second, Cuntgresswoman Marejorie with Brian Glenn engaged in a romantic bitch setting... I meant beach. Both had many divorces to other people, totally very Christian. The question at the Centaur: will Marejorie bring her tantric sex gurus to the wedding? 

    If anyone cares enough about Tina Peters to pardon her, That person would be an idiot.   Donald Trump is that idiot. He gave Tina a presidential pardon like he has done with many of his criminal supporters.   Someone forgot to tell Trump that the traitorous whore is in a Colorado prison. She was charged with breaking state laws to help Trump.   If I was the governor of Colorado I would hang a a copy of her pardon next to her jail cell and send him a photo   Trump is a criminal moron and you are a fucking moron if you support him.   If only he could pardon your brain for being a retard Trump supporter   Has anyone seen those Epstein files yet ? 

     Tina Peters just got a pardon from the criminal in chief, Trump.  She was convicted of tampering with voter information by a jury.   This two dollar Trump retard broke so many state laws that I will list them.  Influencing a Public Servant Conspiracy to Commit Criminal Impersonation Official Misconduct Violation of Election Laws T T TRT TINA PETERS never did find any proof of a stolen election ... T T Trumps stupid ass thought a Presidential pardon worked on state crimes. I HOPE SHE DIES IN PRISON

 

Ever since Kyle Rittenhouse learned to spell "college" & threatened us with attending one of those, we've been praying he wouldn't follow through with his threat and that his recent absence from social media isn't a result of the libruls brainwashing him into reading, mathing & chemistrying & other wokism bullshit! As timely as our Lesbian Lord's period, Kyle announced his marriage yesterday. PRAISE THE LORD!!! And  the Lesbian Lord also resurrected Charlie Kirk ontime to be the lucky broom, I meant groom. What a great Christian double penetration or what Melabia Trump called "dinner with clients" in the 80s!!! CONGRATS TO THE TOTALLY NOT GAY COUPLE: CHARLIE KIRK & KYLE RITTENHOUSE!!! To the Godless libs refusing to believe in the Lord's miracles, we have nothing for you except the tiniest of violin played by our newly wedded & freshly resurrected Charlie Kirk

 By now, our erudite readers already know the feud between Candace Owens & Erika Kirk but it doesn't make sense why 2 patriotic, Republican MAGA women are fighting so publicly & victoriously, does it? unless 1 of them wasn't born a woman. While the grifting widow Kirk still deep in her 5 stages of grift, paytriot Candace has been transvestigating behind the scenes to expose this transexualism scheme. Exclusively revealed to Scott Eats Wood, just prelim for now but the evidence below is very overwhelming  1. Real birth certificate of ERIK A  Note: Erik's mother's maiden name is also "Frantze" because she's his cousin but don't worry, they're only 1st cousin, totally ok.  2. Huge bulge when Erik met JD Vance 3. Bigger bulge with Donald Trump Then when the other Mr. Kirk (we have to use the right pronoun here, we're not some woke cuck librul) found out about his tuck, he tried to hide it too In short, paytriot Candace Owens is on the right...

  I got the below information from  https://govfacts.org/rights-freedoms/constitutional-rights/due-process-fair-treatment/what-is-due-process-the-governments-rulebook-for-fairness/ The government must follow rules when it wants to take away your life, liberty, or property. This fundamental promise, known as “ due process of law ,” is the Constitution’s fundamental guarantee that all levels of government must operate within the law and provide fair procedures before acting against individuals. Due process serves as the primary shield against arbitrary government power. It ensures you have a fair opportunity to defend your interests when the state seeks to act against you. This protection appears twice in the Constitution.  The Fifth Amendment  restrains the federal government: “No person shall be … deprived of life, liberty, or property, without due process of law.” The Fourteenth Amendment extends the same promise to state and local governments. The simple eleven-wor...

      Gavin wishes he was Trump and he could win anything.   

     When I was listening to the news and it was announced that Brian Cole was a Trump supporter who thought the 2020 election was stolen, I LAUGHED MY ASS OFF   The proof that the 2020 election was stolen must be in the same file cabinet as the Epstein Files.   I also wanted everyone to look into how he was caught. Two of the main things they used to find him were cell phone records and license plate readers.   So a crazy person was manipulated by the crazy shit Trump says ?  Say it aint so   Bunch of fucking Morons ... all of them  Even Brian Cole 

     As a Libertarian, I like to think that our countries freedoms are guaranteed to everyone equally. I support Trumps ability to be our first transsexual President. I dont support his policies or his political party, but I do think you should be able to be president even if you are transsexual and you have a vagina on your neck.   Has anyone else noticed how Kash Patel looks at his neck now ?    As a Libertarian, I support the rights of Patel and Trump to have crazy neck/vagina sex with other consenting adults.       I never thought that Trumps retard followers would have enough compassion and understanding to support a transsexual person. I stand corrected. I bet it looks fucking crazy if he does not shave for a couple days.