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Lets talk Turbo's

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     A turbo is a device that pumps air into your engine under pressure.   It does the same job as a super charger or a blower but it is driven by exhaust gases and not powered by the crankshaft of the engine.   A turbo basically pumps more air into your cylinder so that more power can be extracted on the power stroke.   My wife has a car with a turbo. I did not want to buy a car with a turbo because I know about cars. The car my wife wanted only came in the color she wanted in the model with the turbo ... So as a woman she taught me that the color of her car was more important than its longevity and low cost maintenance.     I put Nitrous Oxide on my Mustang back in the 90s when i raced it. In a nitrous oxide particle there are two Oxygen atoms ..  When Nitrous oxide is put into the combustion chamber with extra fuel .... you better hold on .... That shit was fun   Onyx will now tell you all how I made all this ...

Elon Musk, Americas 2nd African American President

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White Trash MAGA moron attacks Pacific islander. .

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   " THIS IS TRUMPS AMERICA NOW"     These are the words spoken by a half wit Trump supporter. That is half a wit more than most Trump supporters have.  39 year old Trump supporter and moron, Patrick Egan assaulted a man after he saw him driving the KKCO reporter van.  What did the man in the broadcast van do ? He was brown. Mr Egan followed him for 40 miles before he assaulted him.  Mr Egan said to the man " Are you even a U.S. citizen? This is Trumps America now! I'm a Marine and I took an oath to protect this country from people like you"  Egan chased the man back to his place of business before demanding to see his I.D.  Egan was arrested and charged with second degree assault.   The Pacific Islander who he was chasing is a NATIVE OF DETROIT, MICHIGAN  .........................................................................  The above is a recent story that is accurate that any of you can feel free to google. Bel...

421 BIBLE STUDY weekend

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  “You also took the fine jewelry I gave you, the jewelry made of my gold and silver, and you made for yourself male idols and engaged in prostitution with them.” ( Ezekiel 16:17 ) “When she carried on her whoring so openly and flaunted her nakedness, I turned in disgust from her, as I had turned in disgust from her sister. Yet she increased her whoring, remembering the days of her youth, when she played the whore in the land of Egypt and lusted after her lovers there, whose members were like those of donkeys, and whose issue was like that of horses. Thus you longed for the lewdness of your youth, when the Egyptians handled your bosom and pressed your young breasts.” (Ezekiel 23:18-21)   “A loving doe, a graceful deer — may her breasts satisfy you always, may you ever be intoxicated with her love.” ( Proverbs 5:19 ) When Saul’s servants told him what David had said, Saul replied, “Say to David, ‘The king wants no other price for the bride than a hundred Philistine foreskins, t...

Texas Christians got the Bible Banned.

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    Texas House Bill 900,  A Republican backed Bill that bans public school libraries from having books that "describe or Portray sexual conduct" was passed in 2023.   Canyon Independent School district school district superintendent Darryl Flusche explained to a bunch of stupid people that removing the bible from his Texas School District is simply following the law.   Many of the local parents who voted for the Republicans who passed this law are now upset because no one told them that the bible has rape and bestiality in it.   If you are a right wing retard who wants to "protect" children from incest and rape and homosexuality and bestiality stories ..... They will ... YOU DUMB MOTHER FUCKERS   Censorship is stupid .... so are most Republicans.  I rest my case       I want all our Trump supporting retards to answer some questions ha ha ha ha ha   Do you think Luigi read the bible and he wen...

Dont Mix URSA with water

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   An explosion in the engine room of a Russian cargo ship sent it to the bottom....  In other Funny URSA news... Someone got banned from the swamp ....  How the fuck do you get banned from a place that mosquitos live ?  How do you get banned from a place that allows alligators ?  I guess if your namesake Russian cargo ship sinks, then maybe getting banned at the swamp was not a bad thing. URSAs and water dont mix ...   I want to wish all the Christians a Merry Christmas  All the Jews a happy honnakah or however you spell it...  I would like to wish all the pegans a happy bark at the moon day or night ...  I would like to wish all my fellow atheists a happy day off work  I would like to wish URSA some pool floats because he is not doing well with water. 

Luigi should get another shot

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   As a red blooded American who loves freedom, I say we let Luigi go and have another shot at getting it right.   Luigi did not mean to really hurt anyone and he comes from a good family. Its such a waste to put someone in prison when they are so young and so well educated.   So I say that if Joe Biden can pardon his crack head son .... and Donald Trump can pardon his blackmailing in laws before they become ambassador to France.... I SAY >>>> I DO SAY   PARDON LUIGI AND GIVE HIM ANOTHER SHOT ....  I WOULD LOVE TO SEE LUIGI GET ANOTHER SHOT   Do you think Luigi deserves another shot?  I DO ! 

New York eats Luigi's cock.

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   In New Yorks  bid to be the biggest crime infested, piss smelling city in the world, they rolled out their own criminal.   Mayor Adams is currently under 5 felony indictments from the federal government. Democrats talk shit about Trumps obvious criminal activities then turn around and elect Adams ?   I guess that fucking scum bag Adams wanted New York to know he is tough on crime, unless he is committing them.  There are 16 cops in this photo. 16 cops and a Mayor to walk a skinny Italian kid to jail ? I would consider that a waste of tax money. They helicoptered the kid in for the photo shoot.    Wire fraud and bribery are also laws.   I think they should Lock up Adams and  FREE LUIGI and they dont need to charge taxpayers for a helicopter ride.        So if you take bribes from foreign nationals you can be mayor, but if you shoot a rich guy who rips off sick and dying people you get a perp...

Mangione America Great Again.

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     I was recently informed that Luigi Magione is running for President of the United States in 2028.   He plans to get most of the Republican votes because they love rich guys who commit felonies. He also said something about stupid Maga fucks thinking billionaires represent the working class.   He plans to get most of the Democrat vote because of his health care plans. I have seen his early work and look forward to seeing his future plans. I can see why the Democrats find it appealing.  He plans to get most of the Libertarian vote. The Libertarians like his views on crony capitalism and quick justice. They also like his abs.                  VOTE LUIGI IN 2028             Mangione America Great Again 

Hairy Potter ?

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     I have been trying to figure out everyone's attraction to this Potter guy for years .  I just dont think its that hard to grow hair and make pots. Its not really a stunning achievement. Even if you do both things at the same time, its still not that hard.    Unless you grow hair and make pottery while smoking pot ... Then you could be a Hairy Potter.   Do you even know who Hairy Potter is ?  

What is your favorite prison shank ?

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     Some people prefer a nice piece of rusty sheet metal and some duct tape for a handle. Other people can just be happy with a sharp toothbrush or a spoon with a nice sharp edge.   Some people use their shank to express their inner feelings or to show off some skills.  What does your prison shank say about you ? 

Is Luigi really the Person of the Year ?

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     As a Libertarian with critical thinking skills I plan to piss off people on both sides of this issue.   So is Luigi a Hero ? Nope, not even close. Would I vote "innocent" if I was on the jury for this case ?  You are god damned right I would. I might go with a guilty verdict if I could talk the other jurors into an involuntary man slaughter charge, if that was offered by the D.A. as an alternative. States all do that different and I am not a lawyer.     Luigi is a privileged snot nosed motherfucker from a VERY WEALTHY family. From what I understand he was living in Hawaii at a surf camp or some shit to recover from surgery before he decided to go all evil Daffy Duck.     The evil overlord CEO's definitely took notice. Will they lower prices for consumers and not rob customers now ? NOPE ... but those fuckers all got security details now!       ...............AND THATS A GOOD THING   Luigi was ...